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event_inherited() |
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message[0] = "* Dear owners of dilapidated# cabin:" |
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message[1] = "* First, I am very sorry that# your cabin is so dilapidated." |
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message[2] = "* Like, I don't know what# happened to it, but I'm sure it# was unfortunate." |
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message[3] = "* Second, I am sorry that some of# your wood has gone missing." |
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message[4] = "* According to the Royal Guard# guide book section forty-two,# paragraph one," |
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message[5] = "* So long as notice is given to# the original owner at least two# business days prior," |
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message[6] = "* Any and all eyesores can be# repurposed for puzzles or other# diversions." |
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message[7] = "* Well, I didn't know how to# contact you, but consider this# notice!" |
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message[8] = "* ...Unfortunately not of the# prior variety, but you know...# notice." |