event_inherited()
if interact
{
    scr_text()
    is_talking = 1
    if (global.snowdin_flag[11] == 1)
    {
        with (msg)
        {
            portrait = false
            sndfnt = 99
            message[0] = "* Strange."
            message[1] = "* That wasn't a handsome bridge#  last I looked."
            message[2] = "* Was it always that way?"
            message[3] = "* ..."
            message[4] = "* Where am I?"
        }
    }
    else
    {
        switch npc_flag
        {
            case 0:
                with (msg)
                {
                    portrait = false
                    sndfnt = 99
                    message[0] = "* Royal Guards. Thinking they're#  all special."
                    message[1] = "* They don't have screening#  processes like they used to."
                    message[2] = "* How do they interview these#  bozos?"
                    message[3] = "* \"Do you want to be a member of#  the Royal Guard? Yes?\""
                    message[4] = "* \"Here's a uniform, you start#  Monday.\""
                    message[5] = "* Just look at this puzzle! It#  was a perfectly nice bridge#  once!"
                    message[6] = "* I remember what it looked like#  as a bridge."
                    message[7] = "* I would have called it a pretty#  handsome bridge."
                    message[8] = "* Now, you can say homemade is#  \"charming\" or whatever,"
                    message[9] = "* But you can't call it handsome.#  No way, no way."
                }
                npc_flag = 1
                break
            case 1:
                with (msg)
                {
                    portrait = false
                    sndfnt = 99
                    message[0] = "* You can't just hire anyone for#  a position like this."
                    message[1] = "* What do they do? Advertise for#  free Royal Guard posts in the#  mail?"
                    message[2] = "* Despicable."
                }
                break
        }

    }
}