if (global.route == 3)
{
    message[0] = "* (A couple black rectangles.)"
    return;
}
message[0] = "* (A few videotapes with custom#  labels stuck on them.)"
message[1] = "* \"My favorite movie :)\""
message[2] = "* \"My second favorite movie :)\""
message[3] = "* \"Don't watch this one 0/10 :(\""