if (global.route == 3)
{
    message[0] = "* (Useless information.)";
}
else
{
    message[0] = "* (You notice a ranking sheet on#  the board.)\t";
    message[1] = "* Winners of the \"Actually Magma#  Smoothie Challenge\":\t";
    message[2] = "* - Pyrope (Fastest time.)\t";
    message[3] = "* - Grillby (Calm and#  collected.)";
    message[4] = "* - Cinderhead (Struggled but#  finished strong.)";
    message[5] = "* - Heats... something (We#  forgot who this was.)";
    message[6] = "* - Starlo (Was only trying to#  impress someone.)";
    message[7] = "* - Fuku Fire (Most enthusiasm)\t";
    message[8] = "* - Know Cone (Transported to a#  hospital. We might be in legal#  trouble.)";
}