message_length = 8
message[0] = "* This is a box."
message[1] = "* It is a stupid box."
message[2] = "* You can put items in it and#  they'll stay there."
message[3] = "* Until you take it out that is,#  then it's not there."
message[4] = "* And then there are more of#  these boxes later."
message[5] = "* You can use them to retrieve#  the stuff you put it this box."
message[6] = "* It's super dumb."
message[7] = "* Sincerely, a box hater."